Me: "Troy, why do we have 8 extra computer mice in here?"
Troy: "Really, I had no idea we had those"
2 minutes later
Me: "Troy, why do we have 4 computer keyboards? Does anyone even uses keyboards with wires anymore?"
Troy: "Hello, my name is Troy and I'm a hoarder"
The last step to our office clean out was a GIANT shredding project. Fortunately our shredder held out for the entire hall. Thank you to the shredding Gods.